Posted by
GLASSER on Sunday, April 08, 2007 8:33:27 PM
Speakress of the House, Ninny Pullouti, made a blockbuster trade with the terroristic jihadists to jumpstart her ascension to the throne over America. In exchange for the British hostages, she promised the US will abandon Iraq to the terrorists, as well as a country to be named later, believed to be Israel. She also promised, both, Bush and Cheney will be impeached. This will, at least, occupy the Bush Boys enough for the terrorists to maneuver with impunity until '08, when the leftists believe they will gain control of the final branch of America's government, the presidency. Ninny is expecting to be nominated by the dimocrats as candidate for president, in an attempt to unify the party split by Hillatolla Clintahammud and Baraka Obamahamma. As she toured the warehouses full of Iraq's WMD's in Syria, she was heard to say, "I knew there were no WMD's in Iraq, this proves it. They are all here."