Posted by
GLASSER on Friday, March 02, 2007 1:23:35 AM
It was revealed today on the Hugh Hewitt show that the environment's best pal Al Gore, who recently donated a documentary and all the hassles of flying around the world in a private jet promoting the movie and having to accept all the accolades ( Oscar, Nobel nomination, millions of dollars), is also founding a corporation to get on the front lines of the battle against the dreaded Global Warming. This business will cleanse anyone, who is too inconvenienced, by cutting down on their greenhouse gas emissions, to be able to do it, of annoying guilt by promising to take some type of action that someone somewhere sometime thought might possibly somehow have some incremental impact on the environment to offset the pollution created by anyone willing to generously donate money to the business. Ol' Pal Gore even helped get this environmentally vital business going by being one of its first and biggest customers, and easing any money pileups by accepting a extra large share of the profits and distributing them to 'appropriate' places. Of course, he was not going to burden anyone with this information, so the readers of this will want to refrain from telling anyone so he will not be unjustly accused of having any ulterior motives for spreading the gospel of the danger to us all presented by the dreaded Global Warming. I'm starting to feel sick already. I gotta go throw up.