Posted by
GLASSER on Monday, January 29, 2007 11:12:35 PM
Queen Hillary stated she does not intend to take responsibility for anything unpopular when she takes control of America. Our future fearless leader ordered GW to straighten his mess in Iraq before Her Majesty is coroneted in '09, or else. At least that was the impression left on experts after the speech delivered today.
The Anointed One corrected the history books by revealing she only approved of the war if every other country joined in, indicating America will only follow the lead of other countries when America is blessed with Her Leadership. That way, we won't have to worry about going it alone or being criticized for doing anything other countries did not do first. Her Eminence also bestowed upon us the knowledge of our Protectress not making any bad judgements as long as Her intelligence gatherers don't screw up and provide any little false bit of information. Also plans were revealed that no one will ever have to pay a doctor bill again, knowing that all the best talent will remain in the medical field, no matter how little they get paid. This left many feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. There's more but I have to go throw up.
That was naaaaasty. But, get a load of this. It has been revealed by expert analysts the Dem/Libs have been doing everything they can to get us out of Iraq before they take control of the government in ' 09 because there is not one of them who can actually deal with a problem anything near that big. Even Big Mama herself does not have a clue. The very definition of what she is says that the war will only get worse as Liberals get more and more control of the government. Already, the Death Knell of America (that would be President Hillarious Clip one) is lying through her teeth to have anything less than disastrous in her political resume'. I could go on but it's too depressing that Ms. Evillary Klingon is likely to be elected president. I have to go see my therapist.
That was enlightening.
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. Cancellary herself said she was tricked into voting for the war. What else will she be tricked into doing if she is running the whole show (and it will be a show)Most all we hear from any lib is what others are doing wrong, especially in answer to criticism of themselves. When are we going to hear what they can do to make life better in America.